Dog Boarding

My dog, because of her food allergies, only eats guinea pigs. My last vet was from South America and they, the people, eat them down there. I had to goggle it because I didn't believe him. It's actually pretty cheap food. I just bought two of them and let them keep breeding.

Obviously, you have to kill the guinea pig before you can skin it. There are number of humane ways to kill them. Normally, I just stick them in the microwave for about two minutes. They run around like nuts for a little while, but then they just settle down. My last girlfriend didn't like me using the microwave, so you can use a mallet to whack them with--although it gets kinda messy if you hit them too hard. My last dog sitter, before I moved, preferred drowning them in the sink. She would hold them under while they squirmed. Kinda freaked me out, please don't do that. You can also throw them against the garage floor really hard or ring their necks like a chicken.

I understand that you may have problem killing the guinea pig. My two, male neighbors have offered to help. They said they could deliver the dead guinea pig, but they need it the night prior. I did this once, but when they returned it, it was greasy and smelled bad so I threw it away.

Näiteks selline võib olla osa vastusest, mida peab tegema, et teenida kolme päevaga dog boardingu eest 210 taala. Ilmselgelt ei võtnud ma seda tööd vastu. Crazy Americans!